Just so you know...

When you go out for a bite to eat on a 30-plus day, you should know there is going to be some sweat in your food. It may look like grease, but really that's sweat.

Cooks work in an environment full of heating instruments. It's at least an extra 10 degrees in the kitchen. I have never worked anywhere with air conditioning in the back or any type of cooling mechanism. The most I've ever had was an open door, which does nothing.

On Sunday, it was one of those super hot days. It was so hot that the glass doors for our cooler all of the sudden popped. The safety glass was shattered. It looked like a spider's web. I perspired all over the food that day.

Enjoy your next trip to a restaurant on a hot, sunny day.


I'm also taking this little heat wave in Calgary to test out deodorants. So far, Old Spice is the best. Degree is the worst and Right Guard is somewhere in the middle. I'm not going to try Axe. I've seen the commercials and I don't want to be molested by the servers.

I am ashamed

I got so drunk at the Stampede during the blank ticket concert. I was sooooo wasted; I drank a bud. I know it's pathetic. It's the lowest I've ever been. I hope everyone hasn't lost all respect for me, but I guess I should tell you a little more information before you make that decision. I also wore a cowboy hat for an extended period of time. It was free. I didn't want to at first, but the gross beer did funny things to me. I wasn't myself.

The night came to a huge disappointment when Default took the stage. Wow, what a great band, I write sarcastically.

Stampede is always a confusing time for me. It's hard to tell the difference between cowgirls and strippers in cowgirl costumes. All the girls are dressed like slutty horse riders. It's terrible. What if you just want a kick lap dance. There's no way to know who to talk to.


For all those wondering...

Joel hasn't posted for a while because of a terrible push-up accident. His arms are broken. I told him there was no way he could do a push-up while I hit his arms with a sledgehammer. That dumb bastard.

A must see

No matter what Joel says, Optimus Prime does not suck. He is frick'n super amazing. Everyone should go see the movie as soon as possible and multiple times.

Being the only Kryptonian left, why doesn't superman try rebuild a new Krypton. He should be having sex with every girl around. Really, what girl would say no to him?

I finally got a cell phone. Now, I have an excuse for weaving from lane to lane and cutting people off. I can interrupt a conversation with a jingle of the phone. I can be that prick that doesn't turn his phone off during a movie, in class, at funerals, weddings and recitals. It's going to be a lot of fun.