North Battleford

I trudged out East looking for my new home. I have arrived.

I've been scouting out the best possible locations to keep an eye on all the criminal activity.

During my off time, I've been eating out of the dumpsters and kicking cans down the street. It's not a pretty life, but I didn't become a superhero for all the fame and glory.

That's not true. I would be a villian if it wasn't for all the praise. I like receiving the hugs from little kids and old grannies. It makes my day.

I have to say, my former side-kick. The Blog has not been keeping the site organized at all. I think he should be killed, or maybe he's lonely and just needs a big hug.

Anyway, this is Dung Beetle Guy reporting live from Pilsner country, North Battleford.