What the hell are they doing?

It’s been over a year now since the NHL hockey season ended.
Since then the NHL and the union are still bickering about a collective bargaining agreement.
I’m starting to wonder exactly what they are doing at these closed door meetings.
I don’t know anyone who can get paid for a year and not do their job.
So, I’m suggesting that these guys are just having giant gay orgies and making porn flicks.
Most of the people are ex-hockey players. We’ve all heard the nasty stories about what goes on the shower room after the games.
Think about it though, for some of the meetings, they are in small groups. In others they’re all in one big room. The amount of people definitely adds variety.
When the split into small groups, that’s when they want a little more intimacy. They probably use more toys then as well.
They also travel around to different locations. One meeting is in New York; the next is in Toronto.
You need to make some changes to keep the films enticing and profitable.
I don’t see this lasting too much longer. How many films can you make about business people having sex in conference rooms? It has to be just about over.