6.12.2005

Ohhh, did the wittle guy get beat up?

I don’t think there’s anything better than seeing a cocky guy getting his ass kicked.
I was covering the Battle in the Battlefords on Saturday night. It’s a small-town version of Ultimate Fighting Championship.
The guy I’m talking about held the show up for two minutes before he made his way to the ring. Then he pranced out mocking his opponent.
He started the fight off with some fancy spin kicks.
He then took a couple good shots to the head and he lasted barely into the second round before he tapped out. His opponent had him in a choke hold.
The cocky bastard let out a bunch of swears as he made his way to his corner and hung his head in shame.
He left the ring uttering a few more curses, and blamed the his loss on an injury. He could have had him if he was 100 per cent.
Whatever. He lost. He isn’t as great as he thinks he is. I’m sure he went out to the bar afterwards and picked a fight with someone just to stroke his ego a little.