Snooze...

I don’t know what it is, but my internal clock is running about 45 mintues fast.
Every morning I wake up at 7:45. My alarm is set for 8:30 because I show up to work sometime shortly after 9. I love a job that doesn’t have super strict start and stop times.
My alarm clock hasn’t woken me up in probably a year. I lay in bed just watching the minutes tick away.
Even when I get pissed up, the alarm clock is useless. I’m usually too wasted to remember to set the damn thing.
I wish I could just get those extra few minutes of sleep. I swear they’d do me a world of good.
I wouldn’t be that cranky bastard everyone hates.