We're 2Cool

If Dane's not gonna post, then I'll just have to post an IM conversation to make up for it.

Dane says:
man, your music sucks
Joel says:
Such unbridled jealousy you display! Whatsamatter, you wear out your Dropkick Murpheys album
Dane says:
no way. I pull it out for special moments
Joel says:
Do you tape yourself singing and play it when you're making love
Dane says:
no. It's all flogging molly during sex
Joel says:
That's sad.
Dane says:
sad that I'm having sex
Joel says:
Because it would be way cool if you were getting romantic to you singing "Everything I Do I Do It For You". Girls think that's really awesome
Dane says:
super
Joel says:
You're totally doing it now. You're practicing your soulful serenading
Dane says:
Maybe you should give me a copy of your sex mix
Joel says:
No, you have to make your own. A sex mix is a man's sacred trust. He may never share it except with the lucky ladies
Dane says:
two at a time
Joel says:
Is there karaoke at Lou's (the restaurant Dane works at)? Cause if there is watch out
Dane says:
no singing at lou's
Joel says:
Is that Lou's decree? How about humming
Dane says:
hell no. it's not a gay bar. damn it Joel. With a capital J
Joel says:
How about a lesbian bar. Or a bisexual bar. or a questioning bar. Apparently it isn't GBLT anymore, it's GBLTQ. Even the questioning have been coopted
Dane says:
actually it's more of a gay bar. All those Sait (Southern Alberta Institute of Technology) students. there's so many guys
Joel says:
Do you point that out to them
Dane says:
yeah, but then they hit on me
Joel says:
I'd say you'd have to flex but that might encourage them
Dane says:
it does. They're trying to get me to cook topless. I said no
Joel says:
That's what you get for being ripped and having skin like leather from all the fights you've been in. I remember in Calgary there were always cagematches in the basement. You and Rodriguez would duel till first blood. After a few months of matches Rodriguez would punch himself in the nose just to get the hell out of there
Dane says:
that's lionheart.
Joel says:
Just first blood in Lionheart? That's lame, Van Damme probably didn't get the chance to break out the splits. No wonder no one remembers that movie besides you
Dane says:
you're lame, it was great. he fought a guy in a pool. Good stuff
Joel says:
It was and don't you forget it. You keep trying, but dammit you won't, or you'll get one hell of an indian burn
Dane says:
is that the same as a snake bite
Joel says:
I think so
Dane says:
cool, have you ever seen an indian wrestle a snake
Joel says:
Yeah, the indian totally lost. The snake stole his woman and bag of chips
Dane says:
didn't they just steal each other's moves
Joel says:
I've never seen an indian cry so much. But they were Doritos, so I can see why it affected him so much. They're hard to find
Dane says:
I like chips. lays are good
Joel says:
So you probably understand what the poor guy was going through. damn snake
Dane says:
I feel his pain
Joel says:
do you really? Just because that guy stole your eggo, he wouldn't leggo
Dane says:
i should smack you for bringing that up. You know it's a sensitive subject
Joel says:
I forgot you're a sensitive lad, you're probably crying at the gorgeous constellations
Dane says:
I'm painting a picture of flowers, while watching soft lesbian porn
Joel says:
Porno for lesbians, or porn with lesbians in it? Because there's a difference, you know
Dane says:
I'm glad you know that joel. Was that a lesson in your class about giving library services to kids
Joel says:
You have to know the ins and outs of gay porno to help subvert the youth. Library technicians are actually a terrorist sleeper cell. We erode moral values, why do you think librarians are always gassing on about intellectual freedom
Dane says:
perverts. you and your gay porn
Joel says:
No no, US and OUR gay porn, it's a group effort
Dane says:
group gay porn. atta boy
Joel says:
We shoulda stopped after the first donkey scene, but we were on a roll
Dane says:
you just went too far Joel. I knew there was a reason I hated librarians
Dane says:
It's bedtime Joel

And so, Dane went to bed. The End.