Happy Daneday!

Hail Dane! Hail Dane! Danehead forever! The politics of never! Hail Dane! Hail Dane!

Today is the leader's birthday! The birthday of the leader! We carve a graven image for him! In the spirit of happiness and feverish sweating we bring it to you so you may grovel about the legend of the 27th birthday of the true owner of the Happy Fun Super Time page! Ah hah hah hah hah!

It's a Daneabration, and everyone's invited! But don't worry if you miss it, because the Magical Daneabration never really ends!


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