I scored four times. Hell yeah!

I remember sitting at Joel’s apartment in Calgary. It was Joel, Logan, Rob and I and porn was playing on TV. Sometime during the movie watching Logan brought up the subject of size. Joel had the best answer. “Well compared to the porn stars, I’m a bit better than average.” That shut Logan up for the rest of the day. Come to think of it. I don’t think either of us has heard from him since.

I’m going to brag now. I scored four goals in my ball hockey game on Friday. We won 10-2.

I want to know why those retro hockey hats only come in boxes of bud light. Who the hell drinks bud light? What a stupid beer.

I’ll keep this post short, so I can go do some summersaults.