Joenan the Barbarian

The rest is all me, baby

Khitan General: We have won again. This is good! But what is best in life?

Khitan Warrior: The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.

Khitan General: Wrong! Joenan, what is best in life?

Joenan: To crush your pop cans, see them driven to the bottle depot, and to hear the lamentations of the bottle sorters!

Khitan General: ... Guards, kill this idiot.

Psst! For the uninitiated, it's based on this scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V30tyaXv6EI

So now you know!