This... Is... Overplayed

At the second job last night...

Rolf: All right, look at all this stock!
Joel: Okay, I put all the cigarettes away. How many cartons did we get in?
Rolf: 300.

*ping*

Rolf: What?

*Joel is shaking like Roger Rabbit trying not to finish Judge Doom's Shave and a Haircut gag*

Joel: THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!!

*beat*

Rolf: And you wonder why nobody at your other job wants to talk to you.

Although I have to admit, I do a damn good Leonidas.

Also, I somehow managed to go through the whole day yesterday with dress shirt on inside out. How out of it do ya have to be???