Really?

We just got a bunch of new steak knives for the restaurant.

One waitress doesn't like the new blades.

Why?

"They're too sharp and pointy."

Damn those sharp pointy knives. Let's all take a moment and shake our fists in the air.


Please

Ozzie, please stop. I know you don't want to, but it's time.

Radio stations. Don't encourage him by playing his I don't want to stop song.

Ozzie fans. Old Black Sabbath was good back in the day. It's not that good anymore and it never will be again. Quit reliving the past.

Now I'm going to listen to my New Kids CD. They'll never get old.