A quick way to fame

If you want to be famous, you should put on a mask and go around beating up celebrities. Especially, the celebrities that people don't like.

Start with, let's say, Clay Aiken. Put on your mask, run up to him and punch his face.

In order for this plan to succeed, you'll need a photographer. The beating can't go unnoticed.

Next try, Lindsay Lohan. Then, Justin Timberlake. Followed by the annoying "zoom, zoom" kid.

By the fifth beating, you'll be plastered throughout the tabloids and nothing will stop your rise to stardome.

Of course, you'll face assault charges. But, you'll be hero to millions of people around the world. I'm guessing a book deal, movie deal and a clothing line will come from all the attention. Plus the money the tabloids will pay for the photos should pay for a nice lawyer.



Paris Hilton couldn't last a full three days in jail. What a joke. Actually that's not true. With her fame and money, I'm surprised she spent any time behind bars.

Supposedly, she almost had a nervous breakdown. SO. Suck it up princess.

When she dies, I hope it's by a drunk driver.