The Truce Has Been Broken

For the longest time, the girls and women of the world and I have had an understanding. I'm scared of them, and they're creeped out by me. It's been very beneficial to both parties, as they stay away from me so I don't collapse into a shivering pile of neuroses, and they don't have to spend four hours in the tub scrubbing my stink off of them every day. However! I go to school in Edmonton, and all of a sudden SCORES of them are maddeningly attractive. I gotta say, you girls better hope your combined hotness doesn't overwhelm my fear, or THE TRUCE IS OFF.