He got me good.

I’m so gullable. I should have known something was up.
My cat played the best prank on me yesterday.
He covered himself with ketchup, tied a noose around his neck and slung himself over the balcony.
I admit. I fell for it. I should have known better. You don’t bleed from hanging yourself.
Anyway, I quickly pulled the Banshee back up. He started laughing at me right away. I pointed his little claws and cackled for about an hour.
“I got you so bad,” Banshee said. “You’re so stupid. It’s no wonder you clean my shit once a week. You’re pathetic.”
I locked the animal in the closest all last night with no food or water. How do you like me know bitch?
HUH?