Does he have a chance?

I was covering the Skating Club's year-end extravaganza over the weekend. It's a bunch of figure skating. Yippy!
The only thing I could think of was the one chubby kid dressed as a cowboy. I just imagined how bad he must get teased at school. Midway through the program, I nicknamed him Logan. I don't know why.
Poor little guy. Why the hell would his parents put him in figure skating?
I'm cruel. I know.