I blame the NHL

We need NHL back. I say this because the other day I was actually watching curling.
The Brier was on TV and I was looking at it.
My eyes were glued to the screen. I watched each stone being thrown. I even watched the guards being hucked, which is very uneventful.
I judged each shot on how good or how bad I thought it was.
I yelled hurry, harder and curl at the screen
I watched an entire ten ends.
Man am I a loser.