It's just one of those days

Today I just want to transform into a smurf, eat some magic mushrooms and run through the forest. I'm not sure what my smurf name would be. It could be skinny smurf, smarmy smurf or super smurf. I'd love to be tripping out in the bushes on a nice summer day. That would be grand.

OR

It'd be nice to be godzilla. I wouldn't mind stomping on a bunch of people, crushing cars and breathing fire on an entire city. I'd rather be godzilla than King Kong. Kong would smell bad.

Oh well the day is nearly over. I think I'll finish it in my cubicle. My cozy little corner of the News-Optimist.