What's that smell?

My roommate just bought a $100 T-shirt.

When I heard this, I shit myself. Not because of the price of the shirt, but because I shit myself occasionally. It’s something I do. I like the warm squishy feeling.

Don’t judge me. I’m not judging my roommate for buying a super expensive piece of fabric.

Rumor in Rocky Mountain House is that Joel is training for the Western Canadian Break Dance competition in Edmonton next month, so if you have any cardboard send it his way. Joel’s getting funky to the beats of Tone-Loc right now. I pity the fool who challenges him to a break-dance fight. Kick some ass Joel! Your homeys are all behind you 100 per cent.