Ouch that hurt

After someone suggested faking my own death, I tried it. I thought it was something that only happens in fairy tales and movies, but it was worth a shot.

I took it upon myself to pretend to hang myself. I had the rope securely fastened to my balcony.

I leapt over the edge. The ground broke my fall. My rope was too long.

Attempt two: the balcony railing ripped off. Once again the ground broke my fall.

Attempt three: girlfriend cut the rope before I could convince everyone I was dead.

Attempt four: rope snapped.

I now find myself in the hospital with a twisted ankle. Stupid faking my own death. It sucks. I don’t think I’ll try it again for some time.