It's been a long time

This is the best publicity stunt for a bar that I have ever heard of.

Tampa, Florida – Two Carolina Panther cheerleaders spent the night in jail after a rough night in Channelside. The Panthers were in town to play the Bucs Sunday afternoon.
Witnesses say Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas were engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom stall at Banana Joe's around 2:20 am Sunday. Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the pair.

What guy or lesbian wouldn't want to go to a bar where cheerleaders are having sex in the bathroom? And how many times have you seen and heard about Banana Joe's on the news? If I ever open a bar that is how I'm going to attract my clientele.
It's also a win for the two cheerleaders. They may have been kicked off the squad for embarrassing the team, but now they can pursue that porn career they've probably dreamed of. I'd buy that one. For Joel as a Christmas present of course. You sick-o Joel.

What's kept me away from the blog other than laziness? A new Xbox. Yes, after many years without owning a videogame system, I finally cracked. The last system was super nintendo. Now I have something to lure the girls back to my house after a night of drinking. There's nothing like a game of strip NHL 2K6 and a bottle of wine to get things going.

There's new leadership in the newsroom. Our new editor arrived today. I don't know what to think yet. He's an Oiler fan. I like Calgary. There could be problems.

Joel thinks Dane Dangerson is a stupid name. I disagree.

The cold has finally came. I'm not ready for it. I wish I was on the sunny shores of California. That'd living the dream. I could wear speedos all year round.

That's all I feel like saying.