A Man Is Judged Only By the Cut of His Pants

Okay, I tried to post this damn thing yesterday, but Blogger didn't agree with me, so I guess I'll have to make do with being a day late. May Dane forgive me!



Hey there, Mr. Dane Lutz, happy freakin' birthday! He's 26! And depending on whether or not some old lady died, he might still be hung over. So don't scream at him, you might cause his buttocks to deflate or somethin'. That happens, right? I mean, yell at somebody and they get a flat ass? Hmmm, I do believe this needs some testing. Anyways, since I didn't come down to visit (because I'm a smelly asshole) I'll have to throw a dance party on the blog for the guy.



ROCK ON!