Time for the world to change

I got a haircut on Wednesday. I’m happy with it. I look about as good as I possibly can.
I go to the same old lady since I moved to this town. She’s nice and I don’t have to create any small talk.
Each time I go in there she asks if I want my eyebrows trimmed.
What’s wrong with a unibrow? When did the world become so anti-unibrow?
I say the world should unite and get rid of the belief that one eyebrow can’t be incredibly sexy.
Come on, for me.

Sloppy joes rock. It’s so easy to make and tastes so good. I want another one right now.

Why won't Superman put a top to all these Hurricanes?