this is a cry for help

INSPIRED BY THE KIDS IN THE HALL

Hi, I'm Joel Nielsen. I'd like to tell you about the Danes I know.

These are the Danes I know, I know
These are the Danes I know
These are the Danes I know, I know
These are the Danes I know

Dane McGowan
He lives in my comic books
He joined the freedom fighters
But you'd probably think they're kooks

These are the Danes I know, I know
These are the Danes I know
These are the Danes I know, I know
These are the Danes I know

Dane Lutz
I've known since I was eight
In grade eight I broke my wrist
So I couldn't masturbate

These are the Danes I know, I know
These are the Danes I know
These are the Danes I know, I know
These are the Danes I know

All of them are Danes
Dave Lutz: But my name is just Dane
They all have their own hands
But they come from different moms

These are the Danes I know, I know
These are the Danes I know
These are the Danes I know, I know
These are the Danes I know

Dane, the Great
Man, this cat can swing
But you might be surprised
To know that it's a dog.

These are the Danes I know, I know
These are the Danes I know
These are the Danes I know, I know
These are the Danes I know

Dane McGrunder
I hardly know him
...

These are the Danes I know, I know
These are the Danes I know
These are the Danes I know, I know
These are the Danes I know

Danes:
We are the Danes he knows, he knows
We are the Danes he knows
We are the Danes he knows, he knows
We are the Danes he knows

Some of us are Danes
But this one here's named Dane
We all have our own hands
But we come from different moms

These are the Danes I know, I know
Danes: We are the Danes he knows, he knows
All: These are the Danes.