Joel is right.

Joel's always right.

I just wish he'd pick up the phone once in a while. Well, at least when I call him. I don't know if he has caller ID, but if he does he would have noticed a strange number. It came from the pay phone kitty-corner to that of the CIBC. The caller on the other end was I.

I'm guessing the reason I'm a dick is because I didn't call again. For that, Joel is right.

I'm a horrible person. It's just so hard to make everyone happy with all my charity work and crime fighting all while maintaining two alter egos.

It's no excuse. I deserve a huge purple nurple.

Happy Easter Joel