Wuxtry!

Breaking Headlines! Dane's future self found wandering shirtless in the jungles of Nicaragua! When asked if he was going to ever make another post to his blog, Dane replied that until the United Nations capitulates to his demands in obtaining a shirt, he will never touch a keyboard again. Really, any old shirt will do. If you have an old "I Brake For Fat Chicks" tee in your closet, he'll take it. The world demands shirts for Dane! But no shirts for oil!!!