Found on a dating site:

I just noticed that a lot of people on here decribe their drinking habits as "socially" . Does this mean only at dinner parties or that you manage to fall down/pass out in a way that's very polite and entertaining to those around you? Or that you like to drink, but not enough to sit at home alone with a bottle of Jack? Help me out here, I want to know if I'm a "social drinker".

Great guns, I think I'm in love.