Destiny of Triumph

So once
There was a blog
And Joel made it
And Dane posted
And the gods sang on high
"Oh how we love them!"
"We wish that we were them!"
But then
The shirt was lost
Then we were lost
A generation
No more
The hope is gone
And on and on and on
We were no longer empowered
And men no longer showered
Oh what horrible times are these?
Where Justin Timberlake eats your cheese?
The horror
The horror
Lollipop, my lollipop
Fell under the fridge
Now I cannot eat
But I guess
I can give it
To Dane
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