Ah Deadmonton....

Hmm it seems that my cohort believes that i am from deadmonton, i think i would rather have Don Cherry as a wife then be from that town. You see... *cue music*

I hate the Oilers and the Eskimos too,
The Trappers stink worse then the Valley Zoo!
The fans all smell! The beer is weak!
The Girls have mullets and the Soccer team has peaked!
They say they are the "City of Champions"
But compared to Calgary they are just bums!
If only the University was further Sud
I could Live some where good!

Cuse Deadmonton Sucks! Deadmonton sucks!