Special good times

This is a little late.

I was watching the special olympics a while back and was extremely disappointed. Where have all the Down syndrome athletes gone?

I want to see some big foreheads running down a track with drool flowing from their mouths. I want to see some actually challenged people at the special Olympics. I don't want to hear about the latest in artificial limb technology. I want retards wobbling down a course knocking each other over. Then I want to hear a speech. One that I can barely understand, because the gold medalist can't speak well.

I got sick of hearing how the special athlete was two seconds off the regular Olympic qualifying time. There's nothing special about that. Those athletes have better lives than me.