A Heart Breaking in 3/4 Time
A relationship in the Joel-verse is not quite like a relationship in the real world. To illustrate my point, I've slapped together some panels from a couple of comics I've been reading. All thanks go to Grant Morrison, Phillip Bond, Cameron Stewart, and a group of inkers, colourers, and letterers I've forgot; even though this is without their express written consent. Oh yeah, this should go without saying but some people are idiots; this post will be very graphic intensive. Don't be a whiny bitch. Just wait, and watch brilliance unfold in front of your eyes.
The Beginning - Stasis Period : Relationship Inertia
The Courtship - First Contact ? Emotional Calculus
The Honeymoon Period - Unreality ! Synaptical Jazz
The End - Heart of Mind * Fatally Yours
The Aftermath - Female Agression + Affection Inverse
So there you go. It's only a matter of time before Vertigo comes and gang rapes me, so enjoy it while it lasts.
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