Stuff since last post.

So Joel and I had a tickle fight. Joel won. Now, if Lance Bass walks into the same bar as us, Joel has dibs.

Where was I when ice tea companies quit putting the little scoop inside the container?

I finally scored a goal in floor hockey. It was a gorgeous two on one. I just had to one-time the puck into the net.

Is Tahiti Treat still available?

I can’t believe the tour de france winner is claiming he didn’t use a testosterone shot. He just has a high amount in his body. He must be the next step in evolution. I hope he’s sleeping with a lot of women, so this next step catches on and soon the entire human race will have high levels. Not just one bike rider who jumped eight spots in one day. That’s freaking stupid.

I went to Miami Vice on opening night. It’s not that good of a movie. I was shocked and amazed and it’s really hard to shock and amaze me. When I read Lance Bass was gay, it didn’t even faze me.

Beer makes me better at pacman I found out I can play the game with either my right or left hand. I wish that was true with everything I do with one hand all by myself.

Until next time.

I didn't even score

I’m not sure who it was, but he said beer would help my athletic abilities. It’s a load of crap. I was hacking and wheezing like crazy while playing ball hockey tonight. My team got worked. The mercy rule came into effect just before the end of the first half. We didn’t even score.

I went to Superman on Monday in Imax 3-D. It was great. The movie was a little long, but did it ever look realistic. It’s definitely worth a watch. Of course, I’ve loved Superman since I was old enough to wear a cape.

Stampede is a rocking good time. It’s way too expensive. Beer is $5.50 for a can. A case is less than $20. They’re making more than $40 on a case of beer. Fun times though. It’s all rides, beer, games, beer, rye, games, beer and some more rye.

Great Caesar's Ghost!

Quick, a new pool!

How many times did Dane cry during Superman Returns?

Personally, I'm putting the number at three.